gayfather:

adcacai:

acquaintedwithrask:

strawberry-fox:

live-love-laurens:

xxdarkwing:

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

“thomas jefferson sucks dick love alex hammy”

221cbakerstreet:

whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men

machete-dont-eat-ass:

alexineyorksicle:

lifewithanorwegianfjord:

THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL HAS A ROLLING BACKPACK AND SHE LIKE ZOOMS DOWN THE HALLWAYS AND CUTS PEOPLE OFF AND IT IS LITERALLY A RITE OF PASSAGE TO BE TRIPPED BY THIS GIRL AND HER BACKPACK LIKE SHE IS SERIOUSLY RUTHLESS AND STRIVES FOR HALLWAY CARNAGE AND UPHEAVAL AND NOW SOMEONE MADE HER BACKPACK A GODDAMN TWITTER PAGE IM DONE

i’m going to keep reblogging this until it takes off ok

someone trip her

pictures-of-luxury:

Picture Galleries l Twitter l Facebook

doodlebonez:

sparkling-blue-:

mindlessmementos:

“Fathers Take On Many Roles”

:’( this made me start to cry

This will always be one of the best comics I’ve ever seen.

sunnythetragic-clown:

catwhitney:

So today I was a hipster in Animal Crossing

How have they not banished me yet

it’s back!! <3

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.